Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Bomb, Xuan: Linked!
Steph: Relinked!
TPWP: Oh dear, yes my bad. Corrected!
Bailing, WJ: Woah those girls were seriously goddamn ugly. Soon-bah.

I'm tired 'cos i think i lack sleep.
I just studied the glossary for culinary.
The test isn't till next year.
I'm crazy i know.
I have to wake up at dammit 5am tmr for culinary.
So i'm pissed now.
And extra pissed with my laptop for going all nuts and cranky.
WHY WHY WHY?
But i love my class.
'Cos at least Pearlyn's in it.
And culinary isnt that bad actually.
'Cos at least Louis is my table partner.
Sentosa kinda rawks too.
'Cos Palawan beach is just behind.
I think i'm going bonkers.
'Cos i'm looking forward to culinary tmr all of a sudden.
Someone save moi. PLEASEEEEEE!
I just want to quit school. And then rob a bank. And then elope to a faraway exotic island.
Oh no, wait.
I will go to trannyland to get plastic surgery first.
Then elope.
Yes i love my grand plans;)

Sunday, October 26, 2008

OKAY QUICK UPDATES!

POLITE's over! Got 4th but still happy with the results! Here goes..
TP vs NYP, 6-7
TP vs NP, 7-13
TP vs RP, 14-15
TP vs SP, 9-4

Not bad at all eh! Considering last year's POLITE results..
TP vs NYP, 1-20
TP vs NP, 1-16
TP vs RP, 3-15
(SP didnt compete.)
So watch your backs people! Underdogs gonna rule the pool next year!

School has reopened. Dammit. On a lighter note, sentosa campus is very nice. Okay la, not THAT nice but still cool enough to make a school. And the freaking train ride isnt as pleasant as expected. Sheesh. From Serangoon all the way to Cheenatown.
Survivor tip 1: Get accustomed to sniffing smelly pits from now on.
Survivor tip 2: Be kiasu a bit. Squeeze and give people (working adults) dirty looks when they steal your seat. And if this doesnt work or you are a hum-ji kia..
Survivor tip 3: Wake up goddamn early and then take the train down to Punggol, where everyone alights, and then enjoy the comfort of choosing the best seats in the cabin. Then you can mock those who usually take your seat. But then again, if you are hum-ji, you prolly wont have guts to sneer at people.

Tag replies tmr! Ciao!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

EFFING GROSS/DISGUSTING/TURN-OFF!!!!!
I was on the bus 8 this morning (on the way to school for training, of course) when i saw two ladies walking up the bus.
I stared at them.
Because i thought they were pretty ugly.
Pretty ugly China girls to be precise (no offense).
Face? Fugly.
Hair? Fugly.
Figure? Fugly.
They were both around 18 to 19 years of age and their dress sense was super horrible as well.
When i was still comtemplating how ugly they were, they saw me looking at them.
They giggled because they thought i was ogling them. RIGHT.
I turned away. Or rather, was repelled by their endless beauty.
But they continued to look over to my side.
When i alighted, they tried to hint a smile (seriously! i saw with the corner of my innocent eye!).
I almost died.
Okay enough randomness. But really, the two girls were not the best looking people i have ever seen. Now TohQiuLing seems like the prettiest girl in the world.
Really deprived.
Anyway, the world seems to be in a turmoil right now. So someone please, SAVE THE WORLD!
With the China food-containing-melamine catastrophe and the US economy falling apart, we do need a non-fictitious Clark Kent to save the crumbling economy.
Not to mention global warming.
And poverty.
And terrorism.
And natural disasters.
And war.
And this and that.
And the cheerleader. (Then again, REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT)
Or maybe they should just bring the whole Heroes cast to life. Then that will be super cool.
Talking about poverty, i just made a vow to Buddha, (Buddhists do make vows too!) aka the Guan Yin Ma in common lingo, that i would finish my food, just my own and not others, that is presented in front of me. Cheesy and cliche-ish it may be, children in Africa are really suffering. So the least us Singaporeans can do is to finish our food.
Don't finish your food? You lose to those who do. And since we are kiasu people, just finish your food.
Can't finish your food? You might just die of hunger. And since we are kiasi people, just finish your food.
As easy as ABC.
Enough side tracking. I'm frigging tired from training today. POLITE in exactly two weeks.
Shivers.