I'M NO DOUBT THE DUMBEST PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NOW.

Why? Here is how it goes...

3:59PM
I was sitting at my seat writing my name on my econs exam script. Yes, i have completed the paper and i felt so damn relieved that one paper's over. When i wanted to check my script, i saw the time. "DIE", i thought. "Only one minute left for checking". So, i did a super brief check for sections B and C.

4:00PM
Okay, the check was done and i expected the teacher to say "time's up". I looked around and saw many others scribbling on their answer sheets still. "Wah, so many people cannot finish doing hur? Poor things".

4:01PM
I looked at the clock and looked back at the examiner, thinking "This crazy idiot sure doesn't know how to tell time eh!" At this point, i was wondering if i should actually re-check my paper and apparently, i didnt because i thought the teacher would be clever enough to find out that time is up and collect the scripts in a minute or so.

4:02PM
When the clock hit two minutes after 4, i saw pearlyn standing up and handing in her paper. I did the same, still thinking why the teacher hasnt noticed the time already exceeded 2 mins. I grabbed my bag and left the room.

4:04PM
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THE TEACHER IS SUCH AN ASS LEH! TIME'S UP ALR STILL DONT KNOW AH", i exclaimed to Pearlyn.
Of course, this was the turning point.
Pearlyn gave me a confused look and quipped, "Er, the paper doesnt end till 4:30PM, what!"
"Hahaha, where got.....???"
Yes, i went totally blank.
"OH YAH HOR! OH MY GOD!"
I really wanted to go back into the class and snatch my script back! I was really the total ass man! The paper started at 2:30PM and it was supposed to be 2 hrs long!

I didnt know how i miscalculated 2 hrs from 2:30PM. Even a fifth grader is better than me in counting la. And i cant believe i did the paper in 1.5 hrs. Oh dear, i'm still feeling like a dumb ass now. A mere 5 minutes proved how silly i can be.

Luckily, even if i were to stay, i would have managed to salvage another mark only. Not that bad after all hur? And thank goodness i will be able to score at least (i've alr checked the answers with all my other friends) an A for this paper. Otherwise i wont be here blogging anymore. Hahaha.

Okay, you are officially given permission to call me an airhead.

P.S. Do teach me how to tell time in future.